Hello, I’m Oeil.
An obsessive writer, book devourer, serious eater, violent sneezer. Occasionally a Klingon.
I write to sell. I play with small, simple words. Some days I doodle. Others I can be found quarrelling with the floor. I also babble in Thai, French, Norwegian and broken Geordie. When I’m feeling adventurous, I rap in Panjabi and court in Russian and Hindi.
I currently think and write for a living. I’m always up for freelance opportunities.